The "I'm Sorry" Workout

I'm tired of trying to find a reason to go to the gym but today I think I found one. I call it the I'm Sorry workout. On any given day you see tabloid junk the likes ofthe Tiger Woods scandal, Charlie Sheen, Brittney Murphy, Gilbert Arenas, Mark McGuire...you catch my drift. Well instead of watching these public meltdowns snacking on chips and sitting on the couch get your fat lazy ass up and do it at the gym. Watching the national media crucify people for being human is pretty pathetic but it's a little less pathetic if it's doing some good too. So the next time you see a celebrity say he or she is sorry you owe me 3 mile or 45 minutes in the gym lifting weights. That way you can feel superior and look superior on that high horse of yours.